{"type":"standard","title":"Municipal police","displaytitle":"Municipal police","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1758690","titles":{"canonical":"Municipal_police","normalized":"Municipal police","display":"Municipal police"},"pageid":1313621,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/09/Police_au_Circuit_de_Wallonie_2019_%C3%A0_Nalinnes_Belgique_15_%28cropped%29.jpg/330px-Police_au_Circuit_de_Wallonie_2019_%C3%A0_Nalinnes_Belgique_15_%28cropped%29.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/09/Police_au_Circuit_de_Wallonie_2019_%C3%A0_Nalinnes_Belgique_15_%28cropped%29.jpg","width":4102,"height":2736},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1274732239","tid":"09644e51-e672-11ef-a5b5-1a14ca2c159d","timestamp":"2025-02-08T23:11:33Z","description":"Law enforcement agencies that are under the control of local government","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Municipal_police","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Municipal_police?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Municipal_police?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Municipal_police"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Municipal_police","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Municipal_police","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Municipal_police?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Municipal_police"}},"extract":"Municipal police, city police, or local police are law enforcement agencies that are under the control of local government. This includes the municipal government, where it is the smallest administrative subdivision. They receive funding from the city budget, and may have fewer legal powers than the \"state paid\" police. These police forces usually report to a mayor or a local police board.","extract_html":"
Municipal police, city police, or local police are law enforcement agencies that are under the control of local government. This includes the municipal government, where it is the smallest administrative subdivision. They receive funding from the city budget, and may have fewer legal powers than the \"state paid\" police. These police forces usually report to a mayor or a local police board.
"}{"type":"standard","title":"Verset laïque et somptueux","displaytitle":"Verset laïque et somptueux","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q108325566","titles":{"canonical":"Verset_laïque_et_somptueux","normalized":"Verset laïque et somptueux","display":"Verset laïque et somptueux"},"pageid":68487031,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/29/Satie_Velvet_Gentleman.jpg","width":300,"height":400},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/29/Satie_Velvet_Gentleman.jpg","width":300,"height":400},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1285208493","tid":"ff011feb-1780-11f0-9378-88e6d0464be1","timestamp":"2025-04-12T09:32:05Z","description":"Composition by Erik Satie","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Verset_la%C3%AFque_et_somptueux","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Verset_la%C3%AFque_et_somptueux?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Verset_la%C3%AFque_et_somptueux?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Verset_la%C3%AFque_et_somptueux"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Verset_la%C3%AFque_et_somptueux","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Verset_la%C3%AFque_et_somptueux","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Verset_la%C3%AFque_et_somptueux?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Verset_la%C3%AFque_et_somptueux"}},"extract":"Verset laïque et somptueux (Secular and Sumptuous Verse) is a pièce d'occasion for piano composed in 1900 by Erik Satie. With it he bid an ironic farewell to the style of his \"Rosicrucian\" or \"mystic\" period, which he ultimately dismissed as \"musique à genoux\". It was written for an ephemeral publication and never performed in Satie's lifetime.","extract_html":"
Verset laïque et somptueux (Secular and Sumptuous Verse) is a pièce d'occasion for piano composed in 1900 by Erik Satie. With it he bid an ironic farewell to the style of his \"Rosicrucian\" or \"mystic\" period, which he ultimately dismissed as \"musique à genoux\". It was written for an ephemeral publication and never performed in Satie's lifetime.
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Big Eye Little Eye is the second studio album by the Canadian rock group The Golden Dogs. The album features its first single \"Never Meant Any Harm\" and follow-up single \"Construction Worker\". Music videos were released for both songs. It also includes a cover of Wings's song \"Nineteen Hundred and Eighty-Five\" from their 1973 album Band on the Run.
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