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The 2025 Miami ePrix, formally the 2025 ABB FIA Formula E Miami E-Prix, was a Formula E motor race held on 12 April 2025 at the Homestead–Miami Speedway, Homestead, Florida, United States. It served as the fifth championship race of the 2024–25 Formula E season and the second edition of the Miami ePrix after the 2015 Miami ePrix held on the Biscayne Bay Street Circuit a decade prior.
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